sinizade:

When I first met Iron Bull

boywitch:

how do i get the moon to notice me back

necroticcoffee:

Found important lore on tiktok of all places

yaspup9000:

teathattast:

For the peeps whom celebrate it

disasterbiindisguise:

lonely-gfd-cutie:

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

animalcrossingmemes:

everyone:

me when i randomly remember something stupid 10 years ago:

saintkathryn:

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

dorkintheflask:

I love the tumblr app. The way it just [clenches fist] [app crashes]